Something tells me General Tso's Chicken isn't really Chinese food. After all, how can the same culinary culture come up with such a delectable dish as General Tso's Chicken and still produce "yin yang fish"? Yes, friends, deep-fried twitching fish. Yum!
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Am I the only one thinking these immortal words?
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
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Am I the only one thinking PETA should be involved in this?
I'm not a big fan of PETA, but yeah, somebody should be doing something. But then, China also brought us the delicacy known as desiccated petrified deer penis. Karl Shaw, 5 People Who Died During Sex--Goat's testicles to Go: Ten National Delicacies, p. 3, Broadway Books, New York, 2007.
Without a doubt the most disgusting thing ever.
I will no longer be able to visit your site.
Just what kind of free time do you have? And what Satan-spawned search engine do you use?
If only you could have used your power for good, instead of evil.
And why, why, WHY!?! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO START PLAYING WHEN YOU COME TO YOUR PAGE?!?
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD, MAKE IT STOP!!!
(collapses onto floor for added dramatic effect.)
THE UN IS WORRIED ABOUT SEVEN STINKIN' WONDERS; ALL THE WHILE, THIS IS GOING ON?!?
(uses optical mouse to try to burn out retinas.)
Kelley,
Please, go kick his @$$ for me.
Oh c'mon! I even posted a little Weird Al Yankovic to take the edge off. ;)
But it's true--I have too much free time. It took me all day to find that streaming video feed. I saw what was apparently a still taken from the video in one of the articles I read, but couldn't find it when I went back to look for it. But this is better. Much better. :)
Search engine? Why Google, of course. Don't be evil ™.
You guys are hysterical. I mentioned this video to Jack, and the color drained from his face without even seeing the thing. When I mentioned PETA, he very calmly informed me that when tree hugger-types visit Communist countries, they get shot.
Oh.
(I saved this comment section under favorites to bypass the inanity.)
Shoot them, huh? Yeah, right.
They probably deep fry them instead.
You are sick. S-I-C-K. Did they not give you oxygen when you flew at high altitudes?
I am unable to even drive down "your" parkway. All I see is you gasping for breath while Chinese people feast on your innards. Your high in cholesterol...
(on floor again, in fetal position)
make it stop
:)
You know I'm taking a certain mischievous delight in your discomfort.
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
I took a fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
Roly poly fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women... yeah
Fish heads, fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
Eat them up, yum!
No, you are REVELLING IN IT.
And perversely, since I cannot remember how your theme song goes, I now have a song stuck in my head. It goes:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
That's why I eat worms
I hope you know the song, and that it is now stuck in your depraved, sinister, evil head.
I will now spend the rest of my evening at WDW singing "It's a Small World After All". until I cough up blood.
(Hope that one sticks in there, too.) |p
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