(Somehow appropriate on a post titled "I KEEL YOU!") I took your little cannibal quiz. You'll be happy to know there is only a 41% chance I would feast upon your flesh. And, after looking at the body types of most of my friends, I really need to find a weaker, yet leaner member around. Hey, you never know...
Lisa found the cannibal quiz to be oh so funny. Too funny. But then Lisa knows of my perhaps somewhat kinda gullible past in which a certain vice wing commander decided to play a little joke on the new crewdawgs who were becoming SIOP-certified. That's all I'll say on THAT! Har. Har. Har.
My short little legs can move really fast if so motivated. For the record, I am 33% likely to eat my friends.
And I have the complete story on how gullible John was as a new 2nd Lt. sitting his first and last "cold war" alert. I won't post it here, but this law school widow can be convinced to talk.
So, Lisa. What does it take to hear this delicious tale? (pun intended)
My wife wouldn't even take the quiz, so I guess she becomes part of "the herd" for now. I wonder if it's really a ploy to give me a false sense of security.
And the other aspect is shelter and clothing. I keep picturing someone wearing a "dubber suit".
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(Somehow appropriate on a post titled "I KEEL YOU!")
I took your little cannibal quiz. You'll be happy to know there is only a 41% chance I would feast upon your flesh.
And, after looking at the body types of most of my friends, I really need to find a weaker, yet leaner member around. Hey, you never know...
Lisa found the cannibal quiz to be oh so funny. Too funny. But then Lisa knows of my perhaps somewhat kinda gullible past in which a certain vice wing commander decided to play a little joke on the new crewdawgs who were becoming SIOP-certified. That's all I'll say on THAT! Har. Har. Har.
I'm only 20% likely to eat my friends. Frankly, I'm a little afraid of you both, now.
I think you could outrun us both. Lisa, on the other hand, with her short little legs is doomed.
My short little legs can move really fast if so motivated. For the record, I am 33% likely to eat my friends.
And I have the complete story on how gullible John was as a new 2nd Lt. sitting his first and last "cold war" alert. I won't post it here, but this law school widow can be convinced to talk.
So, Lisa. What does it take to hear this delicious tale? (pun intended)
My wife wouldn't even take the quiz, so I guess she becomes part of "the herd" for now. I wonder if it's really a ploy to give me a false sense of security.
And the other aspect is shelter and clothing. I keep picturing someone wearing a "dubber suit".
I'm sorry, Lisa's not here [John says, picking his teeth with a toothpick]. Don't know when she'll be back, but I'll give 'er the message. *burp*
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